MANILA, Philippines – As trash was carried from a plane that had just
landed at Manila"s airport, a security officer on the tarmac spied something moving in one of the bags. He opened it, sifted through the rubbish and found a newborn baby wrapped with tissue paper and covered in blood.
"The baby was left for dead. It was already bluish in color," airport press officer Connie Bungag said. "He could have ادامه مطلب...
I STILL remember learning from my father how to carefully remove a dipstick to check the oil level in our cars. It was drilled into me — along with turning off the lights when you left a room and clearing the plates off the table after ادامه مطلب...
Learn English From Movie
Many people effectively learn English from Hollywood movie (not Bollywood ok?).
Yet, you can see some friends, who watch thousand of hollywood movie, do not speak any words!! Right, the thing is you don"t just watch it but you have to watch by learning purpose to create more useful entertainment.
The steps may annoy your emotion but if you want to learn English you better follow below steps. Otherwise, you may
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A wife saw her husband weight himself on the scale trying to pull in the stomach. The weight thought he is trying to reduce his weight on the scale. So she said.
"You know. I don"t think that will help you anything"
The husband replies "Of course it helps. It is the only way I can see the number on the scale"
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TEACHER : Why are you late? _____________ادامه مطلب... تاریخ : چهارشنبه 89/6/10 | 1:39 عصر | نویسنده : شاهی | نظرات () Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. تاریخ : چهارشنبه 89/6/10 | 1:34 عصر | نویسنده : شاهی | نظرات () A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I"m a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation... "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." تاریخ : چهارشنبه 89/6/10 | 1:32 عصر | نویسنده : شاهی | نظرات ()
Since Usain Bolt gained world-wide fame for being ridiculously fast at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, he"s been able to mix in visits to his favorite club, Manchester United, his other favorite club, Real Madrid, and more between running ridiculously fast. In the past, he"s talked about playing as a "left-sided defensive midfielder" when he was in high school, but now he"s ادامه مطلب... تاریخ : چهارشنبه 89/6/10 | 1:14 عصر | نویسنده : شاهی | نظرات ()
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