آموزش زبان انگلیسی

TEACHER    : Why are you late? WEBSTER   : Because of the sign.   TEACHER    : What sign   WEBSTER   : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."   _____________   TEACHER   : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY       : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER    : What is the chemical formula for water?   SARAH        : H I J K L M N O!!   TEACHER    : What are you talking about?   SARAH        : Yesterday you said it"s H to O!   ______________   TEACHER  : George, go to the map and find North America.   GEORGE    : Here it is!   TEACHER   : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?   CLASS       : George! _____________   TEACHER   : Jo, how do you spell "crocodile?"   JOHN         : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"   TEACHER   : No, that"s wrong   JOHN         : Maybe it"s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!